Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.

The trouble with conspiracies is that they rot internally.

Must be yearning deep in human heart to stop other people from doing as they please.

Some people insist that "mediocre" is better than "best." They delight in clipping wings because they themselves can't fly. They despise brains because they have none.

Never crowd youngsters about their private affairs - sex especially. When they are growing up, they are nerve ends all over, and resent (quite properly) any invasion of their privacy. Oh, sure, they'll make mistakes - but that's their business, not yours. (You made your own mistakes, did you not?)

Happiness consists in getting enough sleep. Just that, nothing more.

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation.