I believe in - I am proud to belong to - the United States.

Democracy can't work. Mathematicians, peasants, and animals, that's all there is - so democracy, a theory based on the assumption that mathematicians and peasants are equal, can never work. Wisdom is not additive; its maximum is that of the wisest man in a given group.

Every law that was ever written opened up a new way to graft.

What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it!

Take sides! Always take sides! You will sometimes be wrong - but the man who refuses to take sides must always be wrong.

Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.

Rarest of all is the man who can and does reason at all times, quickly, accurately, inclusively, despite hope or fear or bodily distress, without egocentric bias or thalmic disturbance, with correct memory, with clear distinction between fact, assumption, and non-fact.