All men are created unequal.

If you are part of a society that votes, then do so. There may be no candidates and no measures you want to vote for ... but there are certain to be ones you want to vote against. In case of doubt, vote against. By this rule you will rarely go wrong.

The first principle of freedom is the right to go to hell in your own handbasket.

Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Love is what still goes on when you're not horny.

Why do some people act as if making money offended their delicate minds? I am out for a legitimate profit, and not ashamed of it; the fact that people will pay money for my goods and services shows that my work is useful.