Some things, the more you understand the more you loathe them.

I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes.

It’s not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush can do that. The first way to lie artistically is to tell the truth — but not all of it. The second way involves telling the truth, too, but is harder: Tell the exact truth and maybe all of it…but tell it so unconvincingly that your listener is sure you are lying.

Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

Some things, the more you understand the more you loathe them.

If Satan should ever replace God he would find it necessary to assume the attributes of Divinity.