Roman matrons used to say to their sons: 'Come back with your shield or on it.' Later on, this custom declined. So did Rome... (but not before it created an Empire that changed the world -EM).

Love is what still goes on when you're not horny.

Death isn't funny." "Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us — us humans — death is so sad that we must laugh at it.

Age is not an accomplishment, and youth is not a sin.

The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs.

Democracy can survive anything except Democrats

Once a month, some women act like men act all the time.