Never trust machinery more complicated than a knife and fork.

Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.

We came here for a small, informal meeting. We find you've turned it into a circus. Well, if you're going to have a circus, you've got to have elephants.

It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it is better still to be a live lion. And usually easier.

Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.

It is possible that the percentage of honest and competent whores is higher than that of plumbers and much higher than that of lawyers. And enormously higher than that of professors.

If you've got the truth you can demonstrate it. Talking doesn't prove it.