Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.

If an elderly respected expert in a given field tells you that something can be done he is almost certainly right. If an elderly respected expert in a given field tells you that something is impossible, he is almost certainly wrong.

Never insult anyone by accident.

Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.

People simplify 'Apollonian' into 'mild', and 'calm', and 'cool'. But 'Apollonian' and 'Dionysian' are two sides of one coin--a nun kneeling in her cell, holding perfectly still, can be in ecstacy more frenzied than any priestess of Pan Priapus celebrating the vernal equinox.

If you've got the truth you can demonstrate it. Talking doesn't prove it.

Government! Three fourths parasitic and the other fourth Stupid fumbling.