Sin is cruelty and injustice, all else is peccadillo.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

Stupidity is the only natural capital offense.

When the need arises - and it does - you must be able to shoot your own dog. Don't farm it out — that doesn't make it nicer, it makes it worse.

The whole principle (censorship) is wrong; it's like demanding that grown men live on skim milk because the baby can't eat steak.

It's up to the artist to use language that can be understood, not hide it in some private code... obscurity is usually the refuge of incompetence.

In a society in which it is a moral offense to be different from your neighbor your only escape is to never let them find out.