Fulfillment in life is loving a good woman and killing a bad man.

Never appeal to a man's 'better nature.' He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.

If a country can't save itself through the volunteer service of its own free people, then I say : Let the damned thing go down the drain!

Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.

If you pray hard enough, water will run uphill. How hard? Why, hard enough to make water run uphill, of course!

You live and learn. Or you don't live long.

The nice thing about citing god as an authority is that you can prove anything you set out to prove.