Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

It is rather to be chosen than great riches, unless I have omitted something from the quotation.

My first big mistake was made when, in a moment of weakness, I consented to learn the game; for a man who can frankly say "I do not play bridge" is allowed to go over in the corner and run the pianola by himself, while the poor neophyte, no matter how much he may protest that he isn't "at all a good player, in fact I'm perfectly rotten," is never believed, but dragged into a game where it is discovered, too late, that he spoke the truth.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Who said time machines haven't been built yet? They already exist. They're called books

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.