Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of

One of the easiest forms of pretense to break down is the pretense of enthusiasm for exotic foods. Just bring on the exotic foods.

If only those old walls could talk...how boring they would be.

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.

I have often wondered how they manage to get return envelopes which miss, by one-quarter of an inch, fitting the blank you are supposed to return. They say, "Please fill out and return the enclosed envelope," and the enclosed envelope is always one-quarter of an inch too small.

It is rather to be chosen than great riches, unless I have omitted something from the quotation.