Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

She sleeps alone at last.

Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.

There are several natural phenomena which I shall have to have explained to me before I can keep on going as a resident member ofthe human race. One is the metamorphosis which hats and suits undergo exactly one week after their purchase, whereby they are changed from smart, intensely becoming articles of apparel into something children use when they want to "dress up like daddy.

The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.

Most personal correspondence of today consists of letters the first half of which are given over to an indexed statement of why the writer hasn't written before, followed by one paragraph of small talk, with the remainder devoted to reasons why it is imperative that the letter be brought to a close.

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.