If only those old walls could talk...how boring they would be.

If Shakespeare were alive today and writing comedy for the movies, he would be the head-liner for the Mack Sennett studios.

Traveling with children corresponds roughly to traveling third class in Bulgaria.

I once heard of a murderer who propped his two victims up against a chess board in sporting attitudes and was able to get as far as Seattle before his crime was discovered.

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

Streets flooded. Please advise.

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk.