If only those old walls could talk...how boring they would be.

If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge.

There seems to be a common strain of miserliness in the American people when it comes to throwing away toothpaste tubes which havea little left in the bottom.

Next to an old-fashioned church social, or possibly a monster bridge party, there is no buzz which can equal the sibilant buzz ofa matinée.

If there is a streak of ham anywhere in an actor, Shakespeare will bring it out.

People who begin sentences with "I may be old-fashioned but--" are usually not only old-fashioned but wrong. I never thought the time would come when I should catch myself leading off with that crack. But I feel it coming on right now.

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.