At fifteen one is first beginning to realize that everything isn't money and power in this world, and is casting about for joys that do not turn to dross in one's hands.
Robert BenchleyThe pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating a complicated piece of machinery with any success.
Robert BenchleyYou won't find one fish in a million that has enough sense to come in when it rains.
Robert Benchley