Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of

The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating a complicated piece of machinery with any success.

Sheer madness is, of course, the highest possible brow in humor.

In preparing the soil for planting, you will need several tools. Dynamite would be a beautiful thing to use, but it would have a tendency to get the dirt into the front-hall and track up the stairs.

After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get out a new book by him each year.

We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.

There seems to be a common strain of miserliness in the American people when it comes to throwing away toothpaste tubes which havea little left in the bottom.