Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of

Birds which are the same color as the foliage in which they nest are less likely to be disturbed by other birds who want to drop in and chat, and therefore last longer.

People who begin sentences with "I may be old-fashioned but--" are usually not only old-fashioned but wrong. I never thought the time would come when I should catch myself leading off with that crack. But I feel it coming on right now.

After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get out a new book by him each year.

Charlemagne either died or was born or did something with the Holy Roman Empire in 800.

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

One of the easiest forms of pretense to break down is the pretense of enthusiasm for exotic foods. Just bring on the exotic foods.