A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

There are two ways to travel, first class or with children.

A man gets on a train with his little boy, and gives the conductor only one ticket. 'How old's your kid?' the conductor says, and the father says, 'He's four years old.' 'He looks at least twelve to me,' says the conductor. And the father says, 'Can I help it if he worries?

There is probably no moment more appalling than that in which the tongue comes suddenly upon the ragged edge of a space from which the old familiar filling has disappeared.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.