A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.

There is a note in the front of the volume saying that no public reading may be given without first getting the author's permission. It ought to be made much more difficult to do than that.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.

Who has not wished that his host would come out frankly at the beginning of the visit and state, in no uncertain terms, the rulesand preferences of the household in such matters as the breakfast hour? And who has not sounded out his guest to find out what he likes in the regulation of his diet and modus vivendi (mode of living)?