A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.

Breaking the ice in the pitcher seems to be a feature of the early lives of all great men.

Consider the number of young people all over the world who are getting married, day in and day out, for no other reason than thatsomeone of the opposite sex looks well in a green jersey or sings baritone, and then tell me that divorce has reached menacing proportions. The surface of divorce has not even been scratched yet.

This congestion in the post offices is due to what are technically known as "regulations" but what are really a series of acrostics and anagrams devised by some officials who got around a table one night and tried to be funny.

One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery.

A child of three cannot raise its chubby fist to its mouth to remove a piece of carpet which it is through eating, without being made the subject of a psychological seminar of child-welfare experts, and written up, along with five hundred other children of three who have put their hands to their mouths for the same reason.

It is rather to be chosen than great riches, unless I have omitted something from the quotation.