I suppose that one of the psychological principles of advertising is to so hammer the name of your product into the mind of the timid buyer that when he is confronted with a brusk demand for an order he can't think of anything else to say, whether he wants it or not.

You want to go easy on the suicide stuff - first thing you know, you'll ruin your health.

The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.

After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get out a new book by him each year.

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

There seems to be a common strain of miserliness in the American people when it comes to throwing away toothpaste tubes which havea little left in the bottom.

The only cure for a real hangover is death.