Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

[Reviewing the New York City Telephone Directory] But it is the opinion of the present reviewer that the weakness of plot is due to the great number of characters which clutter up the pages. The Russian school is responsible for this.

Infants need the most sleep, and, what is more, get it. Stunning them with a soft, padded hammer is the best way to insure their getting it at the right times.

Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.

It has always seemed to me that the most difficult part of building a bridge would be the start.

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.