Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

Traveling with children corresponds roughly to traveling third class in Bulgaria.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

One of the easiest forms of pretense to break down is the pretense of enthusiasm for exotic foods. Just bring on the exotic foods.

This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.

I once heard a woman laugh at that most tragic moment in all drama, the off-stage shot in "The Wild Duck," and I afterward had her killed, so there will be no more of that out of her.

Central Park is the grandiose symbol of the front yard each child in New York hasn't got.