If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge.
Robert BenchleyI once heard a woman laugh at that most tragic moment in all drama, the off-stage shot in "The Wild Duck," and I afterward had her killed, so there will be no more of that out of her.
Robert BenchleyAt fifteen one is first beginning to realize that everything isn't money and power in this world, and is casting about for joys that do not turn to dross in one's hands.
Robert Benchley