In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

There is a note in the front of the volume saying that no public reading may be given without first getting the author's permission. It ought to be made much more difficult to do than that.

The discovery of phobias by psychiatrists has done much to clear the atmosphere. Whereas in the old days a person would say: 'Let's get the heck out of here!' today she says: 'Let's get the heck out of here! I've got claustrophobia.

I never knew anyone yet who got up at six who did anything more useful between that time and breakfast than banging a tennis ballup against the side of the house, waiting for the more civilized members of the party to get up.

Streets full of water. Please Advise.