One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery.

Traveling with children corresponds roughly to traveling third class in Bulgaria.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge.

Infants need the most sleep, and, what is more, get it. Stunning them with a soft, padded hammer is the best way to insure their getting it at the right times.

A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.

There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist.