Who said time machines haven't been built yet? They already exist. They're called books

An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother who lets him have one

Anything can happen, but it usually doesn't.

It has always seemed to me that the most difficult part of building a bridge would be the start.

A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age.

Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is not present then it must come from the works of any other author which happens to be handy and easily adapted.