Who said time machines haven't been built yet? They already exist. They're called books

The Ultimate Day really begins the night before, when you sit up until one o'clock trying to get things into trunk and bags. This is when you discover the well-known fact that summer air swells articles to twice or three times their original size.

The only cure for a real hangover is death.

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk.

It is rather to be chosen than great riches, unless I have omitted something from the quotation.

There are two ways to travel, first class or with children.