Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life's sensational pleasures.

Breaking the ice in the pitcher seems to be a feature of the early lives of all great men.

We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.

If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge.