I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle.

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

Who said time machines haven't been built yet? They already exist. They're called books

Traveling with children corresponds roughly to traveling third class in Bulgaria.

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

She sleeps alone at last.