I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle.

If you look at eggs, you will see that each one is almost round but not quite ... Nature's way of distinguishing eggs from large golf balls.

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.

Anything can happen, but it usually doesn't.

Infants need the most sleep, and, what is more, get it. Stunning them with a soft, padded hammer is the best way to insure their getting it at the right times.

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother who lets him have one

The Great Arizona Desert is full of the bleaching bones of people who waited for me to start something.