Streets flooded. Please advise.

This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on.

If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge.

After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get out a new book by him each year.

A child of three cannot raise its chubby fist to its mouth to remove a piece of carpet which it is through eating, without being made the subject of a psychological seminar of child-welfare experts, and written up, along with five hundred other children of three who have put their hands to their mouths for the same reason.

I can remember the day when all that a professor was supposed to do was to mark "C minus" on students' examination papers, then gohome to tea. Nowadays they seem to feel that they must know just how much we (outside the university) eat, what we do with our spare time, and how we like our eggs.