One of the great natural phenomena is the way in which a tube of toothpaste suddenly empties itself when it hears that you are planning a trip, so that when you come to pack it is just a twisted shell of its former self, with not even a cubic millimeter left to be squeezed out.

After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get out a new book by him each year.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist.

A man may take care of a furnace for twenty-five years and still forget to duck his head when he starts going down the cellar stairs.

There are two ways to travel, first class or with children.

If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.