If there is a streak of ham anywhere in an actor, Shakespeare will bring it out.

But compared with the task of selecting a piece of French pastry held by an impatient waiter a move in chess is like reaching for a salary check in its demand on the contemplative faculties.

If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.

Central Park is the grandiose symbol of the front yard each child in New York hasn't got.

I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle.

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.

A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps.