If there is a streak of ham anywhere in an actor, Shakespeare will bring it out.

The knocking out of a pipe can be made almost as important as the smoking of it, especially if there are nervous people in the room. A good, smart knock of a pipe against a tin wastebasket and you will have a neurasthenic out of his chair and into the window sash in no time.

If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge.

If Shakespeare were alive today and writing comedy for the movies, he would be the head-liner for the Mack Sennett studios.

It has always seemed to me that the most difficult part of building a bridge would be the start.

I am both a public and a private school boy myself, having always changed schools just as the class in English in the new school was taking up Silas Marner, with the result that it was the only book in the English language that I knew until I was eighteen--but, boy, did I know Silas Marner!

Streets full of water. Please Advise.