The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.
Robert BenchleyThere may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.
Robert BenchleyI never liked bananas much anyway. Two-thirds of the way down even one banana I am willing to concede defeat smilingly and give the rest to the nearest monkey.
Robert Benchley