If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge.

My only solution for the problem of habitual accidents is to stay in bed all day. Even then, there is always the chance that you will fall out.

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

I once heard a woman laugh at that most tragic moment in all drama, the off-stage shot in "The Wild Duck," and I afterward had her killed, so there will be no more of that out of her.

Central Park is the grandiose symbol of the front yard each child in New York hasn't got.

If only those old walls could talk...how boring they would be.

It is rather to be chosen than great riches, unless I have omitted something from the quotation.