If Shakespeare were alive today and writing comedy for the movies, he would be the head-liner for the Mack Sennett studios.

It was one of those plays in which all of the actors unfortunately enunciated very clearly.

Central Park is the grandiose symbol of the front yard each child in New York hasn't got.

Streets flooded. Please advise.

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

The Great Arizona Desert is full of the bleaching bones of people who waited for me to start something.