There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist.

This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.

There are two ways to travel, first class or with children.

She sleeps alone at last.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

A man may take care of a furnace for twenty-five years and still forget to duck his head when he starts going down the cellar stairs.

One of the easiest forms of pretense to break down is the pretense of enthusiasm for exotic foods. Just bring on the exotic foods.