She sleeps alone at last.

If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge.

There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist.

The Great Arizona Desert is full of the bleaching bones of people who waited for me to start something.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

I once heard a woman laugh at that most tragic moment in all drama, the off-stage shot in "The Wild Duck," and I afterward had her killed, so there will be no more of that out of her.

If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.