If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge.
Robert BenchleyThere is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist.
Robert BenchleyThe Great Arizona Desert is full of the bleaching bones of people who waited for me to start something.
Robert BenchleyDachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
Robert Benchley