Central Park is the grandiose symbol of the front yard each child in New York hasn't got.
Robert BenchleyThe pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating a complicated piece of machinery with any success.
Robert BenchleyYou might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.
Robert BenchleyA child of three cannot raise its chubby fist to its mouth to remove a piece of carpet which it is through eating, without being made the subject of a psychological seminar of child-welfare experts, and written up, along with five hundred other children of three who have put their hands to their mouths for the same reason.
Robert Benchley