A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.
Robert BenchleyPeople who begin sentences with "I may be old-fashioned but--" are usually not only old-fashioned but wrong. I never thought the time would come when I should catch myself leading off with that crack. But I feel it coming on right now.
Robert BenchleyIf you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge.
Robert BenchleyBreaking the ice in the pitcher seems to be a feature of the early lives of all great men.
Robert Benchley