Work is a form of nervousness.

Birds which are the same color as the foliage in which they nest are less likely to be disturbed by other birds who want to drop in and chat, and therefore last longer.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.

It was one of those plays in which all of the actors unfortunately enunciated very clearly.

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example.