Charlemagne either died or was born or did something with the Holy Roman Empire in 800.
Robert BenchleyI have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
Robert BenchleyThere is probably no moment more appalling than that in which the tongue comes suddenly upon the ragged edge of a space from which the old familiar filling has disappeared.
Robert BenchleyA child of three cannot raise its chubby fist to its mouth to remove a piece of carpet which it is through eating, without being made the subject of a psychological seminar of child-welfare experts, and written up, along with five hundred other children of three who have put their hands to their mouths for the same reason.
Robert Benchley