If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.
Robert BenchleyThe biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.
Robert BenchleyAll that a spectator gets out of the game is fresh air, the comical articles in his program, the sight of twenty-two young men rushing about in mysterious formations, and whatever he brought in his flask.
Robert BenchleyInfants need the most sleep, and, what is more, get it. Stunning them with a soft, padded hammer is the best way to insure their getting it at the right times.
Robert Benchley