My only solution for the problem of habitual accidents is to stay in bed all day. Even then, there is always the chance that you will fall out.

An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.

[Reviewing the New York City Telephone Directory] But it is the opinion of the present reviewer that the weakness of plot is due to the great number of characters which clutter up the pages. The Russian school is responsible for this.

In preparing the soil for planting, you will need several tools. Dynamite would be a beautiful thing to use, but it would have a tendency to get the dirt into the front-hall and track up the stairs.

My only solution for the problem of habitual accidents is to stay in bed all day. Even then, there is always the chance that you will fall out.

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

The art of cursing people seems to have lost its tang since the old days when a good malediction took four deep breaths to deliverand sent the outfielders scurrying toward the fence to field.