One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully.

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.

This congestion in the post offices is due to what are technically known as "regulations" but what are really a series of acrostics and anagrams devised by some officials who got around a table one night and tried to be funny.

I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

Charlemagne either died or was born or did something with the Holy Roman Empire in 800.