In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

The problem of what to wear while lolling about the house on a Sunday afternoon is becoming more and more acute as the fashions in lolling garments change. The American home is in danger of taking on the appearance of an Oriental bordello.

It must be a source of great chagrin to those in charge to think of so many people being able to stick a stamp on a letter and drop it in a mail box without any trouble or suffering at all. They are probably working on a system this very minute, trying to devise some way in which the public can be made to fill out a blank, stand in line, consult some underling who will refer him to a superior, and then be made to black up with burned cork before they can mail a letter.

A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps.

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

Streets full of water. Please Advise.