In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

All that a spectator gets out of the game is fresh air, the comical articles in his program, the sight of twenty-two young men rushing about in mysterious formations, and whatever he brought in his flask.

After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get out a new book by him each year.

Central Park is the grandiose symbol of the front yard each child in New York hasn't got.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of

Infants need the most sleep, and, what is more, get it. Stunning them with a soft, padded hammer is the best way to insure their getting it at the right times.

I once heard a woman laugh at that most tragic moment in all drama, the off-stage shot in "The Wild Duck," and I afterward had her killed, so there will be no more of that out of her.