In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

Anything can happen, but it usually doesn't.

The knocking out of a pipe can be made almost as important as the smoking of it, especially if there are nervous people in the room. A good, smart knock of a pipe against a tin wastebasket and you will have a neurasthenic out of his chair and into the window sash in no time.

There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist.

This congestion in the post offices is due to what are technically known as "regulations" but what are really a series of acrostics and anagrams devised by some officials who got around a table one night and tried to be funny.

Charlemagne either died or was born or did something with the Holy Roman Empire in 800.

After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get out a new book by him each year.