Charlemagne either died or was born or did something with the Holy Roman Empire in 800.
Robert BenchleyYou might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.
Robert BenchleyIt has always seemed to me that the most difficult part of building a bridge would be the start.
Robert BenchleyThere is no doubt that every healthy, normal boy...should own a dog at some time in his life, preferably between the ages of forty-five and fifty.
Robert Benchley