I can get dressed earlier in the evening with every intention of going to a dance at midnight, but somehow after the theatre the thing to do seems to be either to go to bed or sit around somewhere. It doesn't seem possible that somewhere people can be expecting you at an hour like that.

If Shakespeare were alive today and writing comedy for the movies, he would be the head-liner for the Mack Sennett studios.

There are several ways to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory.

Charlemagne either died or was born or did something with the Holy Roman Empire in 800.

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother who lets him have one

There seems to be a common strain of miserliness in the American people when it comes to throwing away toothpaste tubes which havea little left in the bottom.

It was one of those plays in which all of the actors unfortunately enunciated very clearly.