A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

I once heard a woman laugh at that most tragic moment in all drama, the off-stage shot in "The Wild Duck," and I afterward had her killed, so there will be no more of that out of her.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

New York - The city where the people from Oshkosh look at the people from Dubuque in the next theater seats and say "These New Yorkers don't dress any better than we do.

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

You want to go easy on the suicide stuff - first thing you know, you'll ruin your health.

Infants need the most sleep, and, what is more, get it. Stunning them with a soft, padded hammer is the best way to insure their getting it at the right times.