A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.

I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle.

She sleeps alone at last.

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

There is probably not more than one hundred dollars in cash in circulation today. That is, if you were to call in all the bills and silver and gold in the country at noon tomorrow and pile them on the table, you would find that you had just about one hundred dollars, with perhaps several Canadian pennies and a few peppermint Life Savers.

There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist.