I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.

Central Park is the grandiose symbol of the front yard each child in New York hasn't got.

A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps.

One of the easiest forms of pretense to break down is the pretense of enthusiasm for exotic foods. Just bring on the exotic foods.

In preparing the soil for planting, you will need several tools. Dynamite would be a beautiful thing to use, but it would have a tendency to get the dirt into the front-hall and track up the stairs.

The most common of all antagonisms arises from a man's taking a seat beside you on the train, a seat to which he is completely entitled.

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.