I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.

The only cure for a real hangover is death.

Central Park is the grandiose symbol of the front yard each child in New York hasn't got.

Streets full of water. Please Advise.

There seems to be a common strain of miserliness in the American people when it comes to throwing away toothpaste tubes which havea little left in the bottom.

The Ultimate Day really begins the night before, when you sit up until one o'clock trying to get things into trunk and bags. This is when you discover the well-known fact that summer air swells articles to twice or three times their original size.

The wise man thinks once before he speaks twice.