I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.

I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

Work is a form of nervousness.

Sheer madness is, of course, the highest possible brow in humor.