I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk.

There are two ways to travel, first class or with children.

Traveling with children corresponds roughly to traveling third class in Bulgaria.

We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.

People who begin sentences with "I may be old-fashioned but--" are usually not only old-fashioned but wrong. I never thought the time would come when I should catch myself leading off with that crack. But I feel it coming on right now.

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

What is to be done with people who can't read a Sunday paper without messing it all up?... Show me a Sunday paper which has been left in a condition fit only for kite flying, and I will show you an antisocial and dangerous character who has left it that way.