Next to an old-fashioned church social, or possibly a monster bridge party, there is no buzz which can equal the sibilant buzz ofa matinée.

A child of three cannot raise its chubby fist to its mouth to remove a piece of carpet which it is through eating, without being made the subject of a psychological seminar of child-welfare experts, and written up, along with five hundred other children of three who have put their hands to their mouths for the same reason.

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.

There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist.

Next to an old-fashioned church social, or possibly a monster bridge party, there is no buzz which can equal the sibilant buzz ofa matinée.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.