Life is short, God's way of encouraging a bit of focus.

Being loved by all is little fun Unless you're also loved by one.

We all know them — the unstructured person whose every action seems aimless and the totally organized person whose every action defeats some purpose.

Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to?

A commuter tie-up consists of you — and people who for some reason won't use public transit.

Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it.

Nowadays you envy a manic-depressive. Half the time he's happy, the other half he's right.