Life is short, God's way of encouraging a bit of focus.

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

No one complains of being a prisoner of love who has ever been a prisoner of loneliness.

Sign over the gates of hell: "Doesn't mean you're a bad person."

There is a what-the-hell moment in life when you feel you have been pre-punished for every sin you'll ever commit.

You live long enough in a world spinning on its axis, you learn to spin in the same direction.

Eventually, if you're lucky in life, you find someone with the same chemical imbalance you have.