Life is short, God's way of encouraging a bit of focus.

There's nothing like self-improvement to get your friends to like you for who you were.

There are times when you seek your solitude, and your solitude just wants to be left alone.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.

Looking back, you realize that everything would have explained itself if you had only stopped interrupting.

The painter puts brush to canvas, and the poet puts pen to paper. The poet has the easier task, for his pen does not alter his rhyme.