No matter how reclusive we tend to be, we picture the after-life as a community of souls. It is one thing to seek privacy in this life; it is another to face eternity alone.

The difference between friends and pets is that friends we allow into our company, pets we allow into our solitude.

What is a mom but the sunshine of our days and the north star of our nights.

A true friend sees past your excuses to the real reason it's not your fault.

Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to?

The trick to liking who you are is not to hate too much the person it turned out you weren't.

Two people can have a middling day, but one rounds up and the other rounds down.