Every great artist raises art to a science, and every great scientist raises science to an art, hence we have Michelangelo's David and Einstein's Theory of Relativity.

Sometimes I wonder — if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?

Do not mistake probability for truth, for it is a notorious liar.

One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you.

I don't lie and cheat, but I don't always avoid actions that would be lying and cheating if someone else did them.

Am I lying to you if I tell you the same lie I tell myself?

I have never met anyone who wanted to save the world without my financial support.