Every great artist raises art to a science, and every great scientist raises science to an art, hence we have Michelangelo's David and Einstein's Theory of Relativity.

You can be sad recalling sad times, but if you really want to be sad, recall happy times.

Sometimes to do the right thing, we must keep a promise we never made.

Once a man has won a woman's love, the love is his forever. He can only lose the woman.

Life is a series of family photos in which eventually you stop showing up.

The verdict is still out on my life, the judge having not yet instructed the jury, both of whom are me.

For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?