An aphorism is a single sentence that totally exhausts its subject.

An aphorism is a single sentence that totally exhausts its subject.

People ask how I think up my thoughts. Mostly I think them up while reading Paul Simon's lyrics.

There is in all animals a sense of duty that man condescends to call instinct.

I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.

It is still possible to have friendly discourse in America, as long as you don't bring up any subject.

Happiness is having a dream you cannot let go of and a partner who would never ask you to.