When there is hell to pay, it is usually cheaper to pay it than to finance an endless purgatory.

In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured.

To truly forgive is to allow the other person to forget.

It's not that I'm a Type-B personality. It's that I'm driven by a passionate, all-consuming desire to take it easy.

It’s my luck that every time I feel I completely comprehend God’s plan, I don’t have a pencil with me.

You start making progress in life when you realize that you don't always have to resume where you left off.

Even at times when I don't care, I know exactly what I would care about if I did.