After 5,000 years of recorded human history, you wonder, what part of 2,000,000 sunrises doesn't a pessimist understand?

The trouble with having a stubbornness contest with your kids is that they have your stubbornness gene.

Usually the woman has an appointment with destiny, and the man just happens to be there.

We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds.

On the sixth day, God created the artist, realizing no doubt that He had far from exhausted the uses of color.

As important as shared memories is the silent agreement that certain things never happened.

Eventually, time takes care of everything. The trouble with procrastination is that people give up on it too soon.