A blogger is an average person who happens to have a need to count his friends every half hour.

You always think you could have done more. That's why you need a friend - to tell you you did all you could.

A rule that cannot be bent will certainly be broken.

One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you.

No matter what you do in life, a part of you still sits at a curbside, still hearing the drumbeat of a distant parade, still waiting for it to turn the corner.

I am a private person, but I will reveal this about myself: if you start massaging my shoulders, don't expect me to tell you to stop.

The trouble with having a stubbornness contest with your kids is that they have your stubbornness gene.