Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.

The most valuable lesson man has learned from his dog is to kick a few blades of grass over it and move on.

Whoever dreamed up Scrabble had an exaggerated idea of how many 7-letter words have five i's.

In this, the late afternoon of my life, I wonder: am I casting a longer shadow or is my shadow casting a shorter me?

Optimist: someone who isn't sure whether life is a tragedy or a comedy but is tickled silly just to be in the play.

There are many experts on how things have been done up to now. If you think something could use a little improvement, you are the expert.

If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.