Of what use to get what you want if you must become someone else to get it.

Perchance God will pity a race that sought the better angels of its nature and found only its lesser demons.

The trick to getting things done is to list things to do in doable order.

I look back on the time I've wasted, and I'm just glad I wasted it while I still had the chance.

A commuter tie-up consists of you — and people who for some reason won't use public transit.

Just once it might be instructive to pretend you're accepting an award for failure, just to see who you would thank.

It's getting harder and harder to worry needlessly.